Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Has he got any kind of plan to get out of this spiral? Two obvious plans would be improve his channel or else find a job instead. He doesn’t give any indication of doing either.

Evidently his ex-wife has figured this out and has a job. Lloyd seems to be the only holdout.

Key words being “in the car on my way to work”, meaning that she has a real job she needs to get up for and drive to.

Read what else she has to say about learning to love herself. Absolutely shameful and proof positive those two letters Jabba the Hutt sent her were not just a “one-off”.

Notice how he said that Ad revenue gets him $1200 a month but he didn’t mention how much his patron and other begging measures generate.

€1630 is the median wage in Croatia, but that is gross. He’s very close to the median wage there and that is counting only YT revenue, not Patreon, YT subs and the PayPal donations he is soliciting. So he’s probably at least at double the median wage and he still wants more.

Anyone desire to take a guess as to what a 41 year old single mother who hasn’t worked for over 10 years would be earning in Sisak right now?

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Wow, he sounds like the speech elders were making at all of my congregations throughout my 35 years in the JWs.

Lloyd Evans just stole the “per publisher” gimmick.

He rounded up to 115,000 subs, divided it by 0.005 (half a percent) and came up with 575 expected donors.

But he doesn’t disfellowship his YT subs nor does he account for them going inactive or dying.

It’s even worse than the WT. At least they go by active publishers and are not counting everyone who’s ever knocked on a door in the past decade.

So according to Lloyd’s logic, everyone who has ever clicked “subscribe” on his channel over the past 10 years figures into his math regarding how many people should financially support him.

So the plantar’s wart has returned. This has none of the emotional heft of the previous begging stunts (“I may have to sack Dijana and Tibor and lives won’t get saved!”) to a blatant cash grab complete with lame sketches about how people can buy time with him.

He’s graduated from his patented faux-altruism into the full-on whore phase.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Evans and the Watchtower are still out there. It's almost as if they aren't listening or don't care what you think. Could such a thing be possible?

Wrong. He is listening and is still making threats. If you don’t believe me, go to his “Aftermath” video and sort by newest comments. Anytime someone tries to correct him about the veracity of his lawsuit (still active, FYI), he fires back in his ever-familiar dipshit know-it-all fashion.

On 4 Sept 2022, his intentions - not only at that particular time - but up to 40 years in the future were made abundantly clear:

“This ends when I want it to end”. Very well. Since Jabba the Hutt is hurling threats at men and women alike, effective even decades from now, we’re keeping a tidy little log here so people stumbling upon to the scene know exactly what type of milquetoast bully this pathetic creature is and continues to be. And should his children ever seek to know why their father is a such a feeble man who tries to control them as he once did to their mother, this thread will be fucking here.

If you and others don’t like it, take it up with him and urge him to retract the statement above as well as his dull-witted lawsuit.

As my daddy always told me, never make threats without carefully considering possibilities of blowback.

This thread is one such example. And do consider this as I have it on excellent authority: if that hideous looking man ever tries to carry out his threat to hunt people down, there will be people to meet him.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

So, we've now had several days since three major headlines which our "boy" could've covered if he was really bothered.

Short answer: He doesn’t care.

Long answer: He hasn’t cared since the end of his days on this forum and thought he’d be making bank on the AAWA scam. If one remembers, he got really upset when people told him it was a shitty name (originally “Association of Anti-Watchtower Activists”). He mentally checked out after all of that and blamed the community, and particularly - this forum. The only thing he cares about is himself and feeding his semi-employed lifestyle.

Have to hand it to him though. Think of all the blow-jobs, Star Wars toys and free all-inclusive holidays this community he so loathes has funded him for the past decade. If you have Max (formerly HBO Max), watch The Righteous Gemstones. Jabba the Hutt is a carbon copy of the oldest son of a grifting televangelist family. Dumber than shit, hideous face and figure, and thinks he’s the brains of the whole operation. You don’t even need to watch the whole series if you don’t want to. Watch series 1, episode 1. Pretty much a retelling of the whole Thailand scandal and this dolt’s inability to handle it in an honest and reasonable fashion.

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Dr. James Penton - goin' up yonder dirt nap

by Nathan Natas in

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i saw a post on reddit by "big_routine1112" announcing that james penton died.. well, there's always the resurrec... oh, nevermind.. as always, the person expressing the most profound grief and dismay wins!.

"he was my friend" .

"there will never be another of his ilk".

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I put Penton in a class adjacent to Juan Pinecone (he whose name must not be spoken).

Not Juan Pinecone (Affectionately known as Jabba the Hutt). Penton was an academic who actually had his book published (as opposed to being self-published and ~~crowdfunded~~ grifted to the tune of $20,000 from exJWs). One wrote extensively about having “blue balls”, sexual fantasies about “girls” who served him food, getting visible erections during field service with a “shapely” pioneer sister, and climaxing in an MTS School shower. Penton’s book… well, was actually written in a manner that was professional and researched and as I recall, didn’t refer to his penis at all.

I could go on but there’s another thread for that.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I’ve seen that too. It’s pathetic that he thinks he can be the go-to voice for Trump election cope. This is the same guy who thought that suing foreign nationals in a provincial Croatian court was a slam dunk case and tried to ridicule anyone who suggested that non-citizens who exercised their rights of free speech in their own country could be criminally charged under Croatian law.

It his typical vacuous psycho-babble anyway. His primary argument seems to be “don’t worry, Trump will be gone for good in 4 years!”

Well, no shit. He even suggested that presidential terms could be extended to 6 years to extend Trump which demonstrates a huge lack of understanding of the American constitution. Such a move would require a Constitutional amendment - subject to 2/3s majority in Congress and 2/3s of state legislatures, which is simply not happening with close to half of Congress controlled by Democrats. And it is impossible to apply such a Constitutional change to a term already in progress. He really needs to Google what “ex post facto” means in a legal sense.

The man has always been a dolt and the drugs he’s taken has added to his delusional theories. He’d be absolutely slaughtered online should he ever attempt to start a political channel or podcast - which has been one of his longstanding goals to pivot out of JW content.

Edited to add - this is also the same guy who absolutely freaked out about Brexit and invited people telling him to calm down to pay him the difference in his GBP account when pound sterling temporarily dove in the wake of the vote. He also wrote an extensive blog post advocating a new vote on Brexit, citing his and others’ failure to vote as a casus belli for re-voting due to the lack of seriousness him and others placed on the referendum.

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PRESIDENTIAL predictions...let the prognosticators have their say!

by Terry in

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my only prowess in making predictions stems from my 77-years of life in the united statesgrowing up under president truman, eisenhower, kennedy, nixon, .....etc.

etc.i was a widdle kid sitting in front of a tiny black and white tv set when the very first broadcastsof political conventions, deal-making, debates (nixon vs kennedy), assassinations (jfk, rfk, martin luther king, etc.

) i grew up with duck and cover under my elementary schooldesk, the cold war, the iron curtain, the korean war, the vietnam war and i went to federal prisonas a jw conscientious objector while hippies, flower children, political activists protested and universitystudents were fired up on by troops.i grew up reading newspapers (2 of them).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

If they tried to get her to step aside and she resisted, it would have looked bad for the party to try to sideline a female POC.

Dems painted themselves into a corner by picking Harris for VP in 2020. At Biden’s advanced age they should have seen the high likelihood of him only being able to serve one term, which would leave the VP in a prime position to be the nominee in 2024. In 2020 she was humiliated on the debate stage and didn’t even make it to the first primary. Yet they chose her anyway, and Biden foolishly committed to choosing a “woman of colour” as VP leaving her as the only logical choice.

This series of poor choices for VP goes back to 2008 with Obama choosing Biden in the first place. He had to have known he was a potential successor and it set into motion everything that led to Harris eventually being the 2024 nominee.

American politics are full of poor VP choices - for BOTH parties. Agnew, Shriver, Mondale, Quayle, Gore, Kemp, Lieberman, Cheney, Edwards, Palin, Biden, Ryan, Kaine, Pence, Harris, and Walz - who might be the most head-scratching choice right next to Palin.

The inevitable upcoming book on the campaign complete with insider leaks of info are going to be harsh on the Walz pick and Kamala’s poor judgment leading up to it.

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Historian and former JW Jim Penton dies

by slimboyfat in

i don’t know a lot about james penton but i think he deserves a better thread than the one currently on offer.

james penton, who died recently, grew up in a jw family in canada and served as an elder.

unusually for a jw, he studied liberal arts at university and became a history professor.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Good summary of his life. I’d add that he spent time in Puerto Rico teaching and spoke Spanish fluently and possibly French as well due to his Canadian nationality.

I remember a passage in his book describing the Rutherford era disdain for marriage before Knorr informally changed it by getting married. There was a discernible pressure to pioneer and remain as one. So when him and his wife got married, many of their JW friends/relatives shunned their wedding in protest and went out in field service instead.

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PRESIDENTIAL predictions...let the prognosticators have their say!

by Terry in

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my only prowess in making predictions stems from my 77-years of life in the united statesgrowing up under president truman, eisenhower, kennedy, nixon, .....etc.

etc.i was a widdle kid sitting in front of a tiny black and white tv set when the very first broadcastsof political conventions, deal-making, debates (nixon vs kennedy), assassinations (jfk, rfk, martin luther king, etc.

) i grew up with duck and cover under my elementary schooldesk, the cold war, the iron curtain, the korean war, the vietnam war and i went to federal prisonas a jw conscientious objector while hippies, flower children, political activists protested and universitystudents were fired up on by troops.i grew up reading newspapers (2 of them).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I am struggling to understand the thinking behind promoting Kamala Harris to the top of the ticket. She turned out to be precisely the person her detractors made her out to be. Certainly one of the worst candidates I’ve ever witnessed at this level - worldwide. I’m sure if they opened up the field and chosen at the convention, the consensus candidate would have shined.

She couldn’t and wouldn’t answer any questions and routinely deflected them! She refused to distance herself even partially from Biden whom she knew firsthand his weaknesses. Joe Rogan invited her on his insanely popular podcast and she put forth conditions she knew he’d reject. Her big closing argument? Townhalls with Liz Cheney - at the same time a war in the Middle East was escalating with the attack on Iran. Probably did wonders with Arab and Muslim voters. Did she pick an articulate and popular governor from Pennsylvania who could (would) have helped her win an important state? No - she chose a dumb-fuck governor from Minnesota of all places who wore camo hats, told overly-used American football anecdotes and couldn’t even hold a hunting rifle right.

Trump people - don’t get too cocky. This was an absolutely horrible ticket you ran against.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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friends

uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

And this is after yet another attempt to reverse the trend by going on more crowdfunding platforms.

Imagine if instead of getting your customary 2% raise every year, you find out your salary is actually being cut by a few percentage points year after year.

The best Lloyd Evans meltdown video is not the livestream. It will be his “farewell and fuck you” video because he’s simply not making ends meet.

That’s a show I won’t miss.